Please read all the guidelines before submitting.

We want fiction and poetry that bites, that informs, that revels, that stuffs more down our throats than we’re willing to admit we can handle. That's it.

Short stories should be no more than 2,000 words unless you've got something so good it will make us reconsider the concept of size restrictions. Keep the flash fictions tight, punchy, and flammable at less than 500 words. Same goes for poems, though there won't be word limits on those.

Limit your submissions to one per category.

In terms of non-fiction, we're up for just about anything. TV, movies, books, sports, drugs, the Internet, porn, ancient aliens, beer, art, endangered species, music, whatever.

We really like reviews of stuff.

Visual art. Digital art, photographs, cartoons, noodle drawings. Set our eyes on fire. Finger-paintings will have a 99% acceptance rate.

Other things we like are short films and interesting music.

We look forward to seeing what you've got.